red

someone you fall in love with someone but you can’t love them because they love someone else

she was my red

by you just got weezer’d June 12, 2021

DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.

Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.

by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021

CTA Red Line

A route that is well known for stabbings and robberies and such unpleasant crime.

John: "I got robbed on my way home on the school bus!"
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."

by thattransitguy June 13, 2021

Red Bull

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation

Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?

Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Red

the best friend you could ever have. Reds are cool and funny and will always be there for you. if you're lucky enough to meet a red you will want to be besties for life because they are just awesome in every way

red my bestie my beloved my everything <33

by asakusa kinnie June 16, 2021

Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021