Sexy Matthew

a sexy beast of a little boy. playing baseball and fucking bitches left and right. he’s prolly chill but his face is the sexiest cutest thing ever

wow that guy is such a sexy matthew

by meowmaster1234 March 20, 2024

Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

Jaxon Matthews

Great hair

Jaxon Matthews has the most amazing hair

by Braden Lucky March 24, 2024

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Kai Matthews

A motherfucking bitch, little skinny rat with medium hair who likes men, every friday night he is not busy he is just sucking the life out of some guy named Malachi.

Yo he pulled a Kai Matthews last friday

by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024

Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.

Motherfucking Kai Matthews

by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024

scattered_matter

Scattered_Matter, a term for a silly person, or a name for Scattered_Matter.
Scattered_Matter can be used to describe a character! if compared with "style" or "type"
it means all your intentions are not ill, and that they are actually quite silly.
you can use it as a term similar to foolish! or smart!... it can be both!

Hey Scattered_Matter!
Scattered_Matter: hi

"Scattered_matter type character" / "Scattered_matter styled character lookin."

"My intentions are Scattered_Matter! not ill at all :)"

foolish: "you are an insufferable Scattered_Matter!"

smart: "That was so Scattered_Matter of you :)"

by Mattered_Scatter April 4, 2024