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Chill on the kid

Used when someone starts acting up and you need them to calm down. “Chill on the kid” can sometimes be used in a lighthearted way (Example 1 below). The phrase can also be used in a serious setting when you need someone to stop doing what they’re doing (Example 2 below).
Example 1:
Dan: “John’s snapping the same girl over and over for the past few minutes just tell her you like her already”
John: “Yo chill on the kid”

Example 2:
Adam is seriously annoying Brad
Brad: “Chill on the kid”
by AmazingAkAk February 14, 2024
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straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight
lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..
by nicolicek January 8, 2022
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Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.
He kid my work keys.
by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021
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kid

Used in gaming to describe anyone.
Dying to someone and calling them a "kid" and bad, but in reality probably an adult/elder or just a kid in total.
by The Real Not Fake Man Person August 29, 2020
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rage kid

thats the fat guy that kept screaming in your face thinking your hacking cuz ur really good at the game
rage kid used when your angry
by imhereforfun December 8, 2017
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Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.
Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of
Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”
by Cumswallower September 18, 2021
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