999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low

I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them

by 999maker June 8, 2021

Cool Kid

Person who leaves people on open on Snapchat 24/7

Ady is such a cool kid

by Cub7176 June 8, 2021

A KID

Its a kid that is smart and its a small kid that is very small and not-smart

iITS A KID WHAT ELSE DO U NEED TO KNOW

by NInja AP June 9, 2021

slushie kid

A kid primarily in socal who is annoying and strictly dresses in skater fashion, does drugs and/or vapes, and always trying to pick a fight.

Person 1: Did you see that group of slushie kids?
Person 2: Yeah, there's so many of them recently.

by JoeCandice69420 June 15, 2021

iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.

"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.

by a_guy521 August 22, 2024

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Roblox Kid

A Roblox Kid is a kid who is addicted to playing a block game and needs a life. They can't get bitches because they stay on their iPad all day trying to get korblox and stitch face.

Starter Kit
- Pal's Hair
- Fake Headless
- Rainbow Cape
- A army of tryhards
- Friends with every oder
- Bitches: 0
- Respect: 5/10
- Oder himself
- Sword
- Ban Hammer
- Bloxy Cola
- Chezzburger
- iPad

Oh James! Did you see that Roblox Kid yesterday!? He was cringy as fuck!

James: I know right!

by popwizard September 5, 2024