fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

What's Doing

A Chasidish slang word to make peerim.
Peerim= everything

Menucha texting Batsheva "What's Doing (chaseedish accent)" 😍😍.
Batsheva answers "Peerim".

Batsheva also says " BUSY GALL"!!!!!!

by MasoresBaisYaakovHello January 12, 2022

I’ll do it tomorrow

One of the top 10 most used lies that is used to get out of shit you don’t want to do

Mom: Go clean your room
Little Timmy: I’ll do it tomorrow

by Bellaz January 12, 2022

Doing a Solvay

Commit severe actions of aggressive behaviour and then get cancelled for it

A: yo what's Jeffrey Dahmer doing bro
B: he be doing a Solvay
C: oh shit, oh fuck

by CheeseCheesChess October 27, 2022

Doing a paddy

Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.

Have you met John? NO?!

He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy

by Tomsanders97 October 28, 2022

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

do mi ti

why not meeeee

do mi tiiiiii
*something that mitski lady says*

by butthole in sign language November 1, 2022