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Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
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Cunt

A stoopid dvmbazz wh!te person

A rac!st wh!te person

A wh!te b!tch

A wh!te Fagggut

A wh!te PvssyMan
PersonOfColour: Look at the weird fvgly wh!te cunt

Whytee: Heyyyy, I'm gonna steal & k!ll y'all again😫😭😠!!! LoL
by Whytiee H@Tour February 13, 2022
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cunt

someone who reports memes and tries to report definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Wow, Thomas Stitler is a cunt.
by dseay13 October 16, 2018
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cunt

fuck you you cocksucking cunt!!!!!!!!
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Cunt

The collective noun for a group of cult members is a cunt of kids. This is one of the best-known collective nouns for kids; however, you may also call a group of kids a basement, a factory or a bunch of cunts.
What a big group of 'cunts'. There are so many of them!
by C.O.C February 5, 2025
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Cunt

S. A. M. - Shitty Ass Man
This abbreviation can be pronounced as "Sam". It is the epitome of cunt as well as jackass. This can also be referred to as a world class pussy. Not as in genitals but as in a stupid fucking person with no brain of his/her own.
"You want to say "cunt" but not get into trouble for it?" : Bryan
"Sure, how do I do that?": Daniel
"Use the word "SAM" instead": Bryan
by Ghsusiskshds67 December 14, 2023
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cunt of a cunt

A complete cunt of a person. The ultimate of all cunts.
This bloke, tried to take my fan, he was a cunt of a cunt.
by Skribbles13 February 16, 2018
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