A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

Zep Cheese is the best food in the Multiverse! You go to the Supermarket and get it for free. If you eat it, you ate a pair of underpants. And then you can get away with being politically incorrect and offending SJWs. Zep Cheese isn't real!
Papa: I wanna eat Zep Cheese so bad!
Cheeky: Me too! I wanna always be Politically Correct no matter what!
Larry: Sorry. It doesn't exist!
Cheeky: Me too! I wanna always be Politically Correct no matter what!
Larry: Sorry. It doesn't exist!
by Larry The Traitor June 2, 2019

by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021

Cheese is sexy, but fr. Cheese is a food that people eat. Its also cooked into meals and sprinkled on top of meals. Cheese <3
by GraceISCheEsE December 20, 2020

by J4YD0N July 25, 2022

The physical manifestation of this cheese with funk, in other words, the man in which commonly described as being similar in nature to blue cheese, Alex P who lives in TN.
by SlimeLordSupreme October 19, 2022
