Cum

Don’t ever use the word “come” in a sentence

Joe: Bro hold on, I’m coming
Mike: Cumming you say 😈😈😈

by 3 inches deep November 24, 2021

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Cum Construct

Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct

by MeatNutsDietzNuts October 4, 2021

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$CUM Coin

A highly liquid meme coin with sticky gains and zero shame. Launched by degenerates, for degenerates.

“Bro, I just doubled my bag in 2 hours. $CUM Coin got me dripping profits.”
“She asked what I do for a living. I said I hold $CUM.”

by Caveycap April 20, 2025

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Fore skin cum is the cum that sticks inside your fore skin often forgotten about and molds once in molding it can only be sucked off by someone else (saliva is the only thing that can remove it) also note moldy fore skin cum can become infected and they will have to surgical remove your dick

My moldy Foreskin cum was stinging so my gf slurped it up

by dont dab February 19, 2021

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When you trow from your dick a white sticky substance. This substance taste like bad fish and will be kinda hot if trown in a pussy. Its also what your uncle puts inside your mother.

Kid: Hi mom, I just came and you will have to clean my cum
Mom: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

by 🤨Why so sussy?🤨 May 9, 2022

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Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

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