douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.

Man, all these people are total douche bags.

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

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Skit bagged

Very drunk, disabled, incapacitated.

Last night I was completely skit bagged!

by The Fuse March 8, 2010

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M bag

A scrotum with a letter M on it. Usually seen on extremely fucked up mario queers.

Guy: *fucks Girl hard*

Girl: *moans*

Guy: *jizzes in Girl's pussy*

Girl: *looks at Guy's M bag* Omg, I had sex with a fucking nerd!

Guy: Oh shit! *teleports away like a...wierd...person?*

Girl: What the fuck?

by Sn-OOOOOH! March 11, 2010

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Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

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shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.

go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.

by aw1322 February 9, 2010

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Thunder Bag

To put ones testicals, taint and anus on someone or something. The next evolution of tea bagging someone.

Josh droped his pants and slamed his balls, taint and ass on Dans face. Dan got hit by a "Thunder Bag"!!!

The reason you have pink eye is because you were the victim of a "Thunder Bagging" rampage!!

by Vegas Flirt October 10, 2009

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