plyg-kid

A child of a polygamist; a person raised in a polygamist family.

I have one dad and three mom's, that's why I call myself a plyg-kid.

by UtahPlygKid November 10, 2022

Shed Kid

A person who is one with Shed. Constantly saying "shed things" and stapling anything that moves.

OG Shed kid- Din Harper.

"Look at that Shed kid on his Shed bike. Sheeeeeeeeds

by PoppaBear666 March 26, 2022

YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Green Screen Kid

A kid in YouTube that uses YouTube Shorts features, Green screen. Usually this type of kids is annoying because they ruin a good video by move randomly and they get a lot of of views and likes than a Youtuber that put more effort.

"Stop Green Screen Kid, it is so annoying."

by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017

Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021