Skip to main content

Give her A doggy bag

When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.
Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.
by Tenaciousron June 3, 2019
mugGet the Give her A doggy bag mug.

jag-bag

A citizen who does good things for his community.
President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!
by Victor Robertsons February 20, 2011
mugGet the jag-bag mug.

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
mugGet the eating ass in the bag mug.

brown bagging

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.
by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020
mugGet the brown bagging mug.

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
mugGet the Dumber than a bag of dog dicks mug.

sand bag

when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn
by TJ Styles September 23, 2012
mugGet the sand bag mug.

Flaunt Bags

Perky bouncy breasts that hot women flaunt
When my wife walks by her perky flaunt bags will bounce and give me an instant boner
by Eye Glass Pimp July 25, 2015
mugGet the Flaunt Bags mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email