Get your face out my face

get your face out my face, is a common phrase used to threaten or square up on sum bitch thats trynna fight

"hey back off,get your face out my face.okay dog?!"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"

by choocieobtainer November 27, 2018

Facebook Face-Fuck

Facebook Face-Fuck: When you leave your facebook signed on at a freinds house and he/she shits around with your status and such

Parez Hilton left his Facebook on at Vin Diesels crib and so Vin Diesel gave Parez a good ole'fashion facebook Face-Fuck

by Levi16701 August 01, 2009

german face of death

To put one's head inside a woman's vagina and scream as loud as possible until one runs out of breath and dies.

"Did you hear what happened to Kent?" "Yeah man, he had the whole world in front of him, I can't believe he went out giving that hoe the german face of death."

by The Most Glorious Ocho November 06, 2007

Poker face

A person who likes poking, super-poking other people on Facebook.

1. 'Didya know he pokes all of his classmates every effin day?'
'I know rite? Such a Poker Face!'

2. 'Jeez I hate poker faces.They are flooding my notifications'

by pussycat mannequin April 21, 2009

mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

by Stacy's mom May 07, 2005

Sit on my face

The annoying habit of a kitty.

Damn it cat, don't sit on my face! I can't breathe.

by ZPhallusY July 29, 2010

Shoot you in the face

1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...

Example #1

While a household is being robbed...

Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(

Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs

Example #2

Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...

Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...

Horny dude : Let's get it done...

They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...

Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...

Slut : So soon? You suck!

Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...

Slut : 0_o

Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

Slut : I can't wait...

Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!

Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!

by mr.exterminator420 March 31, 2013