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Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave
It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!
by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025
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DDLC: The New Kids

A Doki Doki Literature Club mod featuring brand new characters such as the original MC but with a name now (Michi), Sam (another boy, no damn self esteem), Mahiro (chill girl), Natsya (an actual normal fucking girl, never thought we'd see the day in DDLC), Kotonoha (Popular.), and a GINGER- I mean Cian, named after the mod's creator!
Currently in the works, with a dub also in the works.
When will it release? Not even the creator knows, but he hopes late 2025.
Person: "Hey, Cian, when is DDLC: The New Kids coming out?"
Cian: "I don't know."
Person: "Oh-!"
by Redlove101 September 1, 2025
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Street kid

Those annoying fuckhead teenagers in saint denis
Holy fuck no fucking carez street kid
by joshua lionel cowen September 4, 2025
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Your kids

If you cared about your kids I have the money by now.
Hym "Your kids don't justify anything and that is not why you a doing this. You need to stop deluding yourselves. Was Suchir Balaji not even blood for you? It's gotta be somebody's kid?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
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Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Ipad Kid

Any person under the age of 15 who is very attached to their electronics/video games. This person may appear to not be so hygenic since majority of their time is going into whatever video game they love.
My 9 year old cousin is such an Ipad Kid. I swear all he does is eat cheetos, play Roblox/Fortnite or whatever, not shower, and not even brush his teeth. Ugh.
by KobeBeanBryant24 January 25, 2025
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K kid

A fellow who has such a gift or talent for karate, he has earned a black belt. Hence the term.
Best friends Jim, Hayden, and Harvey are all quite the K kids. All three have gotten black belts from being capable of chopping five boards at once, with their bare hands or legs.
by JMC70 February 1, 2025
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