shit chat

When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.

Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies

by i'mcuttingedge August 12, 2015

Shit As Fuck

Used to describe the state of something, whether as how it looks or otherwise.

"Hey mate, hows your computer?"
"Yeah not bad, looks shit as fuck with the wires and stuff though"
"Fair enough"
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"Can you believe him?"
"Damn, that's shit as fuck."

by claw106 November 7, 2018

shit bitch

reference to say something is shocking or fucked up, also said during a moment of tea being spilled.

shit bitch that girl tried to throw hands!

by sexykitten101 July 8, 2018

Shit Stopper

It's when you eat magnets and inside your stomach the magnets get surrounded by poop and in order to stop yourself from pooping you put a strong magnet to your stomach and and you can control where the turd goes by moving the magnet.

Andrew: Wow do I have to poop
Ryan: Just use the shit stopper method

by poop_stopper_man_31 December 5, 2019

cop shit

If someone asks too many questions or if someone snitches, they’re on cop shit.

This is a commonly used word in the Bay Area

Aye bro, your ex is on some cop shit for asking me how much I paid for my chain and how i got the money.

by LGWLH January 12, 2018

Rip a shit

When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus

Ill be right back, I have to go rip a shit

by CongoJSpin September 15, 2017

fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity.

It's fucken shit too bad you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.

by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 15, 2017