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Peni

The plural of penis
An entire flock of peni flew at her face.
by Til9 February 19, 2024
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Kylers penis

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis
by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018
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penis

"oh shit oh god my huge penis cant fit through the fucking door"
by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
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Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.
You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022
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Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
by Broman memedude April 6, 2023
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Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019
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Penis

A giant thing that hangs down really low and can get hard at times and might Evan be used as a tool to climb a ladder
by Mr macho man August 22, 2020
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