It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018
Get the Kylers penismug. by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
Get the penismug. You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022
Get the Shit penismug. A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
by Broman memedude April 6, 2023
Get the Penis Manmug. Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"
Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"
Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019
Get the Suck Starting Penismug. A giant thing that hangs down really low and can get hard at times and might Evan be used as a tool to climb a ladder
That’s a giant penis
by Mr macho man August 22, 2020
Get the Penismug. 