Brown Blumpkin

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.

Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.

by djlake99 October 28, 2023

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

Brown Wensday

Is usually performed on Ash Wensday but can be done on any Wensday, a girl kneels and one guy poops in a straight vertical line and another poops in a straight horitizonal line, creating a cross like symbol.

"Yo me nd b-ry just Brown Wensdayed this trick."

by dough boy fresh December 14, 2008

Brown-Tack

An unpleasant, sticky brown substance used to glue leaves, grit and grass clippings to the underside of someone's shoe. Like its blue-coloured namesake, it is most easily picked up, (sadly only by conscientious dog owners), by rolling another piece of brown-tack from the same pile over it. Dog dirt.

Hey, buddy, what's that smell? Dang, someone must have stood in some brown-tack!

by King Drax July 24, 2010

Brown Icicle

A sex act which involves pooping inside of a condom then freezing it until it takes the shape of a dildo. After it is done taking form it is ready to use.

Prepare a brown icicle for me tonight.

by mxthww October 11, 2021

Brown hippies

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015

irvin brown

A cringy feminists, usually looks like a humpback whale

Dont be like Irvin brown

by Paradox101010 May 25, 2017