Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics

by Jensifer May 31, 2023

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Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context

He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl

by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022

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Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.

Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 22, 2024

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The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

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Guy: well basically..........

by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 19, 2021

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