Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

The Cisco Kid

A fictional outlaw depicted in the short story "The Caballeros Way". Depicted in films as a hero, although he was written as an outlaw. The subject of two popular songs, "The Cisco Kid" by "War" and "Cisco Kid" by "Sublime".

The Cisco kid, he was a friend of mine

by frqmx August 12, 2025

kid-not-approved

Refers to movies like "Deadpool" (2016) that are supposed to be kid-friendly but contain inappropriate content that makes them unsuitable for children, such as excessive violence, coarse language, or adult themes.

I thought we were watching a fun superhero movie, but it turned out to be a total kid-not-approved experience like Deadpool!

by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

Kids

Stfu they are not vile creatures you were once a kid too

Person 1: These kids are bad people.
Person 2: are you stupid? You were a kid once

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 20, 2025

1-800 cars for kids

A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.

"I donated my old car to 1-800 Cars for Kids"
"Bro that only helps Jewish children"

by Rev39 August 21, 2025

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people

Yup.

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025