Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))

Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife

by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

best-friend-wich

A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.

No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016

The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

by Quaxelia May 1, 2023

Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

by .･maru･. May 26, 2020