mystery friend

When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.

Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.

Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.

mystery friend by FlowJo February 28, 2017

Terrible Friend 

A friend who says they'll call you back but doesn't

Amy's a terrible friend she said she would call me back in 10 minutes and it's been an hour

Terrible Friend by Labaneh November 18, 2017

meme friend 

Someone who shares the same love of memes as you do.

I’m gonna send this to my meme friend. They will appreciate it greatly.

meme friend by Defining Carebear March 15, 2018

Best Friend 

Their people who laugh at your pain and misery, eats/steals all your food, walks in on you, and is basicially another you once you transform them.

Me and Becky, pfft ya you can say we're best friend

My best friend just ate all my food and left the house all trashy

Best Friend by huwehwhuf November 1, 2018

fake friend

someone who said they would always be there for you but they aren't. someone who one day decides you aren't worth their time and try to find someone better. someone you thought you could rely on, but then stabs you in the back in the process of their betrayal. a fake friend is a person that makes you feel worthless, jealous, angry, and sad, all at the same time. you can never rely on them, but somehow, you stay with them. in that toxic relationship you can't get out of. there is no escape from them. you just have to sit there and wait.

erin: i don't know what to do. i don't know how to act around her.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.

fake friend by en@gy November 20, 2018

Imaginary Friend

Someone who get no friend's or bitches so they use there pea sized brain to make a fake friend that probably wont like them and pretend like there real while there shaming there self in public.

A random kid: Look its the imaginary friend kid lmao
Another random person: Yeah she gets no bitches at all

Imaginary Friend by JellyBeanisDefoMid May 17, 2022

Single-subject Friend 

A person in your social circle who only talks to you about one subject and never deviates from said subject.

A.K.A. SSF

NOTE: The single subject does not include talking about one's self.

It's like when you meet someone and talk to them about bittorrenting and they do nothing more than talk to you about bittorrenting regardless of how you try to move the subject to another conversation, hence they are a single-subject friend.

Single-subject Friend by flippedlid July 13, 2010