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Urban Dickfinitions

The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.
John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?
by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020
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urban dicktionary

an insult its really mean and you shouldnt
"larry: john, you're such an urban dicktionary"
"john: im gonna cry about it :sob: oh wait that doesnt work"
by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022
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Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•OMG๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•YOU'RE GAY?๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•
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๐Ÿ†โœจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฑโœจ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฟโœจ๐Ÿงโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿง๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿช๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
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Dictionary Urban

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urban dictionary deny my word

When you type a word that you think is creative, but 3 months later, you get a response saying "no".
Bro, this was an amazing word, why did urban dictionary deny my word? They could've at least not make me wait 3 months for a response.
by Indianboy1278372345566778 September 23, 2020
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Urban Dickfairy

Someone who uses the "Urban Dictionary Word of the Day" every single day. In most situations the word is misused because the person is in such a rush to say it.
Lila: I can't stand days like today. It's like I'm on the strugglebus.

Brittney: Quit being an urban dickfairy. You steal the word of the day on a daily basis.
by Zgregabro July 27, 2015
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urban dictionary

urban dictionary is a website where people make definitions on words
1:hey bro have you heard of the urban dictionary??
2: yeah bro ive heard of the urban dictionary infact i actually created my own world its called sussus amogus sex imposter 3am
1: thats so cool bro
by binguspoggers April 19, 2022
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