Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.

I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...

by Violetly N January 9, 2023

Nut Muzzle

When you ejeculate in your hands, rub them together, and hold your hands over someones face.

I nut muzzled over my ex in an attempt to get revenge.

by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024

Deez Nuts

A joke made by individual to mention something as in...
These Testicles
If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar

That's when you know They said Deez nuts

Stranger: Yo man do you know who Deez is
You: No I don't know who Deez is
Stranger: DEEZ NUTS

by Saaalurmel May 22, 2022

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Himalayan Nuts

Any kind of nuts that are Hindi. Literally.

Himalayan Nuts are so g-

by Himalayan July 12, 2022

deez nuts

"Deez Nuts" is a popular joke on the internet originating from a popular video with a black man talking to someone and infamously saying "deez nuts." The term can also be used with a clever pun with the popular pop band named Imagine Dragons. The joke can be achieved by convincing someone to say "imagine dragons" and with you finishing with saying "Imagine dragons deez nuts." The pun basically implies that you imagine dragging these nuts.

person 1: imagine dragons
person 2: imagine dragons deez nuts (imagine dragging these nuts)

by gigachad1 July 16, 2022