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Go fuck yourself!

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.
-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!
by Potatis November 17, 2018
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Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon
by Nighter May 20, 2018
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going to Europe

When one girl has sex with more than 2 guys at the same time.
Going to Europe:
Girl: "hey you wanna go to Europe with me? "

*points at 5 guys*

Guys: "sure"
by Simp girl June 17, 2023
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going for a ride

what a teen girl can say to her parents, sarcastically, as an excuse, when asked what she did instead of doing homework or performing other duties, such as helping with younger siblings
going for a ride means, most often than not, for said teen girl, going to her bf's house for a quickie or bumble-stumbling at a friend's house
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017
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Go Skip Rocks

Telling a particularly naive and annoying person to go away.
Go Skip Rocks, Andy, you little terd.
by NightKnightTonight July 30, 2024
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I gotta go use the mathroom

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."
by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022
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