horror kid

Someone who watches too many horror movies, to the point where it has probably warped their soul.

Daniel: Ryan said he can't come out today because watching every Hellraiser movie ever made.

Sarah: What do you expect, he's a total horror kid.

by KingRymo August 20, 2017

Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021

Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.

Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

Shed Kid

A person who is one with Shed. Constantly saying "shed things" and stapling anything that moves.

OG Shed kid- Din Harper.

"Look at that Shed kid on his Shed bike. Sheeeeeeeeds

by PoppaBear666 March 26, 2022

Green Screen Kid

A kid in YouTube that uses YouTube Shorts features, Green screen. Usually this type of kids is annoying because they ruin a good video by move randomly and they get a lot of of views and likes than a Youtuber that put more effort.

"Stop Green Screen Kid, it is so annoying."

by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024

plyg-kid

A child of a polygamist; a person raised in a polygamist family.

I have one dad and three mom's, that's why I call myself a plyg-kid.

by UtahPlygKid November 10, 2022