Friend Zone

Sean Murphy

Bro did you hear I got Sean Murphy’d last night, total friend zoned

by Jpulli32 October 11, 2019

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Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.

“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”

by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021

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A bad friend is a person that never has your back instead they tell you to turn around and close your eyes then they stab you in the back. they say they love you and gaslight you into syaing because they know that they have a good friend that will stay even though you should have left 3 years ago.

Bad friend: i told your boyfriend you cheated
You: why would you do that!
Bad friend: because you did
You: no i didnt you lied
Bad friend: yea but you don't deserve someone like him i you can be with someone else.

You: but i liked him...

by maddog2010 May 24, 2023

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Friend

Friend (in this concept) is a adorable sheep and had his owner literally DIE because a child thought it was a good idea to let a blue obsessed ghost (the sheep's owner) visit a green screen man. Friend is kind, cute, blue, and loving! Also "friend" (in other concepts) also means someone who you can get mad at but remember you had something to tell them, they keep your secrets, talk to you when you're feeling down, they can literally save your own life!

"friend is such a cute sheep!"
"I know right!"

"ugh you're so annoying!"
"wait but I need to tell you something, don't you think the teacher is being weird?"
"yeah she kinda is"

by DUDE LET ME USE A HANDLE June 12, 2021

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