Doing a Schlatt

to correctly predict a monarchs death

Ted: did you hear what James is doing?
Charlie: no
Ted: he is doing a schlatt, he just predicted king charles III will die on the third of june
Charlie: going 3 for 3 I see

by KingOfJaz September 24, 2022

Do the math

To do a bit of arithmetic calculation. Primarily heard in UK. To do figure out or put together information for oneself.

Six kids, one bathroom, you do the mat.
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math

by INGLÊS GRATUITO February 23, 2017

Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 6, 2022

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024

but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

Do ma my

mother fucker or fuck your mom

yo mum got a big ass, I fuck yo mum last night and it felt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Do ma my

by Phat pussy victor June 15, 2018

Do a Trump

Someone is "doing a Trump" if they throw an extended and disproportionate hissy fit when they lose. Especially applicable if they're an adult and really should know better. Often accompanied by unfounded accusations of underhand activity supposedly carried out by their opponents, and/or false boasts about being the winner.

Usually the effect of "doing a Trump" is to make them look far worse than simply losing could ever do.

Donnie's just lost at poker and he's been doing a Trump for the last half hour. Hahaha, now he's calling everyone else cheaters and saying he's the real winner!

Yeah I'll play Mario Cart with you, as long as you don't do a Trump like last time, 'k?

by PleasureDrome December 27, 2020