penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.

Last night I had a penis abomination.

by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014

Penis

Something you love.

Oh boy I do love that penis.

by Perceptional May 18, 2022

Micky penis

Other definition of a micro penis.

Kenneth was born with a micky penis

by areg August 3, 2023

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022

Penis

uhh shit i dunno ask ur mom

mom what is a penis

by dickgiver999 November 25, 2023

Penis Limbo

The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax

Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok

by munybtvr December 4, 2022

penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023