something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.
by your big boing sis July 5, 2018

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023

by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle
Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.
by Watkins978 November 8, 2020

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!
by peepisser April 3, 2022

by Ash30K February 29, 2024
