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penis

something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.
by your big boing sis July 5, 2018
mugGet the penismug.

PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023
mugGet the PENIS PIERCEmug.

Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it
by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021
mugGet the Penis cuttermug.

Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle
Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.
by Watkins978 November 8, 2020
mugGet the Leaning tower of Penismug.

Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.
Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!
by peepisser April 3, 2022
mugGet the Pea Penismug.

penis

girls shuv there pussys in it
he has xxxxxss penis
by koktopussy November 15, 2020
mugGet the penismug.

Penis Explosion Chamber

A place where the Penises of annoying people explode
He is very annoying. We should send him into the Penis Explosion Chamber
by Ash30K February 29, 2024
mugGet the Penis Explosion Chambermug.

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