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Red goggles

When a girls take her period blood and draws circles around your eyes
"Dude I pissed off my girl and she gave me red goggles"
by ShadowReaper May 6, 2018
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Red Rover

Red Rover, Red Rover, Please end my life and run me over.
by Unofficial209 June 29, 2019
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Red

The prime go-to smuggler or dealer in prison who could get stuff from the outside.
In Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman was nicknamed Red.

Andy Dufresne: I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
'Red' (played by Morgan Freeman) : I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.

In Orange is the New Black Netflix sitcom, the russian "Mommy" and master chef in women's federal prison was the person who could smuggle things in from beyond the prison wall.

George 'Pornstache' Mendez: Give you 5%.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov: What am I supposed to do with 5%? Burn it for heat?

Galina 'Red' Reznikov: My commissary maxes out at $300. And I got all the toothpaste I need.

George 'Pornstache' Mendez: 10% final offer.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov: I... don't do that shit!

George 'Pornstache' Mendez: This shit, that shit, blue shit, bat shit! It doesn't matter what you do. It's the doing that makes you dirty.
by blueberrysmasher June 22, 2014
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Red Haze

In the popular “Life Series”, a player will have different objectives based on their lives. When on red life (the last), that person will commonly experience a sort of desperate bloodthirsty urge for chaos, destruction, and victory. Red Haze describes the -trance- a person is put in, making their actions unreliable and out of hand.
Grian: Joel literally has two hours left, and with the bad boys disbanded, he has been consumed by the red haze!

Joel: MWAHAHGAHHA, DIE DIE DIE. DONT YOU DARE RUN AWAY I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
by >>----.s.s-.s April 1, 2024
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red reseat

When a man tries to get out of not having his “read receipts” on while talking to a significant other and tries to act like a clueless mouth-breathing cuck.
“Having your read receipts off is soooo shady” -Significant other
What’s a red reseat?” -Clueless mouth-breathing cuck
by Dictionarius McDefinenstein February 10, 2019
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
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