cats

no matter your opinion cats are angels, a gift from god yet some humans hate them that is why they turn on you

god:lets make angels for humans
humans:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cats:ultimite beings

by Frost78910 February 12, 2025

Cat

Dog

Farmer: go get the cat

by Yes I’m lesbian September 9, 2020

Cat

An animals who knows everything and can do anything. There is no escape from them either

A cat, the one who was just on the small ledge on the three story building who is now sleeping on my lap.

by Ace of hearts June 19, 2020

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

petal the cat

Petal is a lovely black cat who has a gorgeous owner called maddie who is very cool

Whos that scratching at the door-emma

It’s petal the cat lol-maddie

by Pretty girl maddie August 26, 2021

Cat Trick

When you jerk off a male cat 3 times in the time span of a day.

My right arm sure was tired after I did the cat trick with Gary Lazereyes!

by Matthew Creveling February 4, 2021

Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.

Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf

by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021