Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

Nut Muzzle

When you ejeculate in your hands, rub them together, and hold your hands over someones face.

I nut muzzled over my ex in an attempt to get revenge.

by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024

No nut november

U can't beat your meat Bro

Matty- Ey Bro i'm gonna beat my meat
Ellon- Noo Bro u can't its No nut november

by No Nutting Novembering November 3, 2021

No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november

DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason

by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020

Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.

Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!

by hoodwinters January 27, 2021

No Nut November

A period in time, lasting the entire month of november, when males abstain from masturbation, sex, pornography, or anything else affiliated with ejaculating (also known as nutting, busting a nut, cumming, and more).

Mom:"Daniel, what is No Nut November?"
Daniel: "When guys dont beat their fat juicy savory cock for all of November,mom."
Mom: "Oh, okay! Thanks for telling me!"

by Achilles' heel arrow November 3, 2021

Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off

"You are now my left nut"

by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019