Hat kid

A very interesting and comedic streamer who you should watch on Twitch and means someone who is “packing” and amazing

Hat kid is a goat

You got shit on by hat kid

Hat kid just said sum stupid shit

Hat kid has big meat

by Hatkid July 2, 2021

Kids

The reason why we have cheap labour

"what should we do with the Kids working in the coal mines?"
"Nothing!"
-A "father"

by Nah SuS July 3, 2021

Little kid

Anyone under the age of 13. Once they turn 13, they are now a big kid.

Little kids play Nintendo

by TheKingofGoodTaste July 5, 2021

spy kids

a documentary about two kids who find out that their parents are spies

yo have you seen that great movie spy kids?

by abracalicious July 10, 2021

iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.

"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.

by a_guy521 August 22, 2024

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Roblox Kid

A Roblox Kid is a kid who is addicted to playing a block game and needs a life. They can't get bitches because they stay on their iPad all day trying to get korblox and stitch face.

Starter Kit
- Pal's Hair
- Fake Headless
- Rainbow Cape
- A army of tryhards
- Friends with every oder
- Bitches: 0
- Respect: 5/10
- Oder himself
- Sword
- Ban Hammer
- Bloxy Cola
- Chezzburger
- iPad

Oh James! Did you see that Roblox Kid yesterday!? He was cringy as fuck!

James: I know right!

by popwizard September 5, 2024