Friends

people who know exactly how retarded you are but still love you anyways

oh yeah that’s one of my friends i guess

by okay??! August 08, 2019

Friends

People who are complete assholes. They may look great, smart, nice from the outside, but really they just pure garbage cans.

I have a lot of friends...😭

by Obsecuresalad March 25, 2018

friend

1. a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.

"she's a friend of mine"

by pseudo1234imcool January 06, 2020

Friend

The person you have sexual relations with, that isn't your partner. # Alycia Adams

I'm going to wash my friend's dishes. I'll be right back...

by SkankFacts April 20, 2022

Friend

A blue sheep that ghostbur loved and was blown up by dadza

Ghostbur:where’s friend
Dadza:I don’t know mate

by Mcyt January 07, 2021

Friends

Something that you will never have.

Bro wanna come hang with my friends?

You: What is a "friends"?

by ReverseSharts May 18, 2020

Friends

Sad bitches you can never trust.

Person 1: You know those girls, over there, they said some nasty things about you. If I were you I'd tell them to go stuff themselves with a cactus.
Person 2: Oh.... I thought they were my friends.

by it's.me December 23, 2013