Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003

ass cookie

A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.

That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.

by YoungBronson September 23, 2010

ass licker

when u lick an ass from your sexually partner

your an ass licker who likes to eat crak in.

by u should know it June 23, 2006

ass blasting

to either absolutly destroy someones anal cavity, or to shoot your goo in there

me - herd about the ass blasting last nite toilet chops
rooney - please not again guys, its not funny anymore
me/word user - shut your cock hole, your quite the anal conisouer
rooney - breaks into song ' how could this happen to meee..'

by don glover October 20, 2008

shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass

A angry phrase that once you start saying, you cant stop saying.

Me: *gets angry*
Also me to myself: Shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass

by sum nigga looking ass February 4, 2022

ass-hat

1)one who retains ass-like qualities or pratices ass-hatery

2)a device used to compress or hold extreme amounts of feces in the caranium

see @55 H47

"You ass-hat put that staple-gun down!"

by DonkeyThunder February 22, 2003

Critical ass

The point at which critical mass of the ass is reached, prompting one to immediately find a bathroom and empty contents of said ass; esp. problematic for the work dumper who would rather get paid to defecate but instead has to take care of business before leaving the house.

Graham: I reached critical ass this morning and was 20 mins late to work.

John: Critical what?

by Grahamfw December 7, 2011