Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

24-hour face

A face that exudes stupidity, typified by a mouth that is "open all hours".

"My job interview was fine, but one of the panel had a 24-hour face and that makes me wonder how stupid the rest of the team is."

by Raqasha April 28, 2009

''are you making the face''.

A question to be asked after you sense a piercing but silent glare from someone you have disapointed.

I use this term mostly for my mother, since she is the poster girl for disapointing faces, as most mothers are.

When my mother ask me to do her a favor and I retort back that I wont, it is often followed by a loud silence instead of a rebuttle.

Without looking up at my mother, I say ''are you making the face''.

Then I look up at her face which is always in a scowl, until she breaks the silence with laughter.

* can also be called the ''mom face''

by H cutter September 11, 2009

bitch face whore

It is what you call a girl with a nasty face who is a prostitute

Look at that bitch face whore walking down the road.

by tar tizzle fo shizzle January 22, 2009

dream face reveal

Someone who is "dream face reveal" is someone who has a moon shaped jaw. Or it can be that they look like Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek.

If you wanna use it with a ugly person who takes their mask off, say "Put the mask back on"

Dream face reveal is trending on twitter! "Put the mask back on" comes from the hashtag #putthemaskbackon

Jimmy: "Look at him! He looks like Rumpelstiltskin"
Saul: "He is such a dream face reveal"

by bpiwhatthehellboi October 3, 2022

De Niro Face

The act of trying to imitate Robert De Niro's most famous facial expression. Can be used in situations when someone is accusing you of something, and you find the accusation to be absurd or preposterous.

Mother: "Where have you been?!"

Boy: *De Niro Face* "What? Are you talking to me? You have no goddamn right to question me, bitch! Get your god damn ass in bed before I beat your fucking head in!"

by Thadus June 22, 2011

shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."

Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!

by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010