A joke made by individual to mention something as in...
These Testicles
If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar
That's when you know They said Deez nuts
These Testicles
If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar
That's when you know They said Deez nuts
by Saaalurmel May 22, 2022

Banker: “it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”
by eunemes August 8, 2025

Person 1: omg person 2 srsly has a thing for consecutive nuts! person 2 start creaming bc they think consecutive nutting is hot.
person 2: insert flushed emoji here
person 2: insert flushed emoji here
by npe4 September 27, 2021

When a girl is ass up face down and she has a gaping asshole and a guy plops his saggy nut sack in her asshole.
by Roy McHebroid August 26, 2017

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .
by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

by Yeetyourmom November 1, 2019

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023
