Cat

A small furry creature that spits up hairballs on your floor and expects you to give it food without question, that turns your arm into spaghetti and then meows at you for cat treats, and is almost always fluffy. This creature has a maxed agility/dexterity stat, maxed damage Stat, maxed stealth ability, maxed cute hypnosis ability, medium health Stat, medium intelligence Stat, and a terrible aquatic Stat. This creature is also a basic fighting type, is strong against basic and steel types, and has a weakness to physic and ghost types.

The cat is a dangerous and cute predator that demands you to cater to it until you or the cat dies, you and the cat part ways, or the cat leaves you

by Fightnperish June 7, 2022

Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

by cat(s) April 24, 2019

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

cat

rui kamishiro

"look its a cat!"

"thats just rui kamishiro"

by tsukasa tenma October 23, 2023