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Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
by heatstim August 31, 2021
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best friend

someone you can be really gay with when you both know you ain't gay >:)
person 1: "yo best friend wanna get a room or sum"

person 2: "hell yea"
by dorrhandle January 3, 2022
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A friend of Asnerom

They're as real as a friend of Asnerom.
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Friend

Person, one who likes to socialize with
Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
by powerfulpie December 9, 2022
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friend appreciation day!

todays the chance to tell your friends that they mean the world to you!
someone: happy friend appreciation day!

me: oh thanks. you too
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Airplane Friends

a short video that shows airplane having sex and sucking dicks and massaging clits and erecting a lot making the people think its raining cum and that Jesus is cumming... And they give birth to a baby plane that grew up to be an attack helicopter and gangbanged 68 plane in one sitting
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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friend zone

A place where no guy wants to be but always happens to end up there. The girl could've let you down because simply she doesn't like you or she likes you too much. Maybe you are too special and she doesn't want to let you go, she doesn't want to lose a friendship because what if one day you break up? Don't stop trying bud.
Guy- She said she loved me though.
Dude- Then why is she dating that douche? He's such a jerk.
Guy-I don't know man
Dude-You're deep in the friend zone my friend.
by deinelancaine November 30, 2014
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