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Runnin’ Down a Dream

It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin'
Trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway
I was flyin'

Yeah, runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
Runnin' down a dream

I felt so good like anything was possible
Hit cruise control and rubbed my eyes
The last three days the rain was unstoppable
It was always cold, no sunshine

Yeah, runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
Runnin' down a dream

I rolled on, the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There's something good waitin' down this road
I'm pickin' up whatever's mine

I'm runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
Runnin' down a dream

Yeah, I'm runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
I'm Runnin’ Down a Dream

by Death Menace August 06, 2023

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slay the mf house down

to slay so hard that the brick and mortar shakes beneath your feet. a rare and prestigious compliment to receive or a phrase of general encouragement

“Don’t be nervous; i know you’re gonna slay the mf house down!”

by slaybae69 February 20, 2023

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Toes Down

When you get so hammered drunk that your friends have to drag you out of the bar, so your toes are dragging

Holy fuck Jason do you even remember dancing with that fatty? You were toes down shitfaced!

by ToesDownWheelsUp February 14, 2016

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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

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