chopped cheese

someone who is unbelievably ugly

god she looks like chopped cheese

by brigrif October 8, 2025

cheese

cheese is baby. created by daddy Epstein. #forkyasksaquestion

Did daddy Epstein make cheese? Yes daddy Epstein made cheese. #speakingfromtheheartspencerfromiCarly

by didlydook1800 October 16, 2021

Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis

"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!

by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010

mr. cheese

someone who can’t control themselves when drunk and believes they are talking sense in this state of mind even though nobody actually knows what they are talking about

yo look at mr. cheese over there, acting retarded

by Buckeyboi July 10, 2021

Cracking the bun off the cheese

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.

An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

cheese eater

A person who likes eating cheese. And is often white and obsessed with games like Minecraft. They also stink.

person1: you are such a cheese eater
person 2: ikr!!!!!!!!! *eats sock*

by chelsah November 15, 2022

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022