ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006

Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

Buckley Ball Rub

The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.

"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"

by JoshuaPuddle October 24, 2016

dirt ball gang

A group that is filled with people who are complete dirt balls basically meaning they will do anything with no fucks given for anyone. This group is usually associated with dirt Ball sports such as Wrestling.

"Yo did you hear about that hoe hooking up with Jake!" "What no way he must be a part of Dirt Ball Gang! What a filth!"

by Dick the 3rd January 17, 2018

obama sussy balls

slang used to encourage one another

hey man, obama sussy balls.

by bbclicker May 19, 2022

The ball sack snatcher

A strange in human figure who snatches nuts without consent

Billy: Are you still considerd a virgin if The ball sack snatcher steals ur balls (no answer)

by Mr_pulty November 3, 2021

bush n' balls

When the weather is so cold that your penis shrinks into your body to keep warm.

Damn man, it's bush n' balls cold out here!

by WhiteShrek January 21, 2010