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McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
by x427 January 9, 2023
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Tommy Time

When headed to the range, this individual “Tommy” is usually sleeping or slow to gather his things. Resulting in mates being annoyed or distressed.
I told you he’s on Tommy Time, we’ll be lucky to get to the range and shoot by 3!
by Jesus-juice December 15, 2023
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Karlak Time

Being considerably late to a party (roughly 2/3 hours).
Rachel is always arriving at Karlak time.
by DJ151190 June 23, 2023
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Time Catfish

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.
Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.
by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021
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gay music video time

when you are hanging out with your gay friends in the living room and they suggest watching music video or performances. This leads to watching many other music videos and performances, very gay ones. This includes, but is not limited to: Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Ariana Grande.
We just watched Lady Gaga’s Superbowl halftime show, I guess it’s gay music video time!
by chappellroanfan123 March 25, 2025
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when i have time

Synonym for 'never'
Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time
by Peddebol June 29, 2017
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