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Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"
Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!
by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011
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ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up
boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked
by coolkid812 May 3, 2006
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mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.
Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS
by dufbear August 20, 2011
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Triforce blue balls

when you wan't to be a hero but you can't
Dude this game gives me serious Triforce blue balls
by Eccenctricaid July 3, 2020
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pinch his balls

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.
"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"
by fattforum July 9, 2015
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Mexican Ball Game

A party game for really drunk college kids that involves seeing how far up you can get your testical before it bounces back to your scrotum
Bro, that Mexican Ball Game last night was crazy.
by Mr.E61 October 6, 2017
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Intellectual blue balls

When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.
President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...

Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...

President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.

Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016
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