Deez nuts

A crunchy chocolate branded by Feastables, a chocolate company. And it has a nice balls taste…

I love deez nuts, plus there so huge!

by YuMmy cHiCKken April 10, 2023

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

swing nut

The act of swinging your dick around while ejaculating.

My room is so dirty after that swing nut.

by Flapy Nong Wodd November 7, 2023

The Nuts

An act that was so impressive, it was defined as "MF Vince".

Oh my! That play was literally, The Nuts!

by iamthenutslol December 18, 2018

nut plug

The action of being poked in the testicle socket.

Yo, Andre and I were fucking around and he gave me a nut plug. I couldn't walk for a week.

by Dre money March 30, 2016

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Swing off your nuts

Sucking up ,kissing ones ass

She's swing off your nuts bro!

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018