Jourting (Port Juicing)

Jorting is defined as when one ingests chemotherapy chemicals from the port of a cancer patients by putting their lips around their port and applying compressions to their chest post treatment.

Dave let's try jourting (port juicing) tomorrow I need a haircut.

by SteveHarveyMaxer February 15, 2024

O.range J.uice

Some one or something that's not to be trusted and is very dangerous and most likely fatal.

A person who gets away with a unlawful or evil act, or talks garbage with no repercussions!.

(Tom&Jerry) Lab day
Tom: Hey, don't put that in the fire! You'll get O.range J.uiced! That shits volatile!!

-Jerry does it anyway.-
BOOOOOOM!!!

Tom: damnit Jerry whhhhhy!!.. you done went and got yourself orange juice!!

#2
Jerry: hey don't mess with that kid he is the mayors kid and drives a Bitchin Camaro! Plus he is unstable... I'm warning you he isnt milk, that dude will O.range J.uice you! his dad is Johnnie Cochran! you know the mayor!

Tom: He is my neighbor... He isn't gonna do kaka!!

Jerry: (at toms funeral )why Tom?.. he Orange Juiced you! It was in all the papers!!!

by Joltfactor January 20, 2025

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

crispy, juicy, tender

it is the description for your mo- I mean a chicken sandwich, a crispy, juicy, tender sandwich.

person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.

by tottallynotgay January 16, 2024

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.

by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2013