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friend zone howler 

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".
Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.
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friend zone cuddle 

When you are cuddling with someone and the other person just thinks of it as a friend thing but really the persons has no were else to sit/sleep
Ya me and Kate were totally snugging last night, bro I'm pretty sure it was just a friend zone cuddle.

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...
"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

friend cuddling 

Cuddling between two "just friends". They can be male or female, but if one is male and one is female, the guy usually wants to bone.
"I couldn't smash Bethany last night, so I had to settle for friend cuddling" ):
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Friend by #irondragonyourboi October 30, 2017
When you aren't good enough to be a best friend because you might have problems, youre really boring, or full of yourself. Believe me I've gotten my share of friends.
Jeani- Ella is so boring why are we even friends with her
Yonni-I agree
Ella- hey guys-
JeanI and Yonni- SHUT UP ELLA
Friend by BiggityBoy July 7, 2018
People you’re aloud to call hoes and skanks without being mean
Me: Sup hoe
Random person: wth dude
Friend: No it’s chill she’s my friend
Friend by I ride a goat November 24, 2018