a friend

something that doesn't exist.

I have no a friend

by bobster4356 August 27, 2021

Friends

something you dont have

"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"

by blehblehblehblehblehblehbleh May 20, 2018

Friend

A reason to live

Someone to clap for would be my friend.

by LCD-INFINITE June 5, 2018

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

Friend

Forever Reliable Important Even Near Death

I use the term friend very loosely

by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023

Friend

Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.

This is my "friend".

by 0HelloolleH2018 October 21, 2018

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023