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jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenonFortnite
Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again
by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
mugGet the faux jackmug.

Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023
mugGet the Jack-off artistmug.

Lobby Jacking

Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.
Dude last night I was Lobby jacking and I completely did it. Only 45 seconds!
by Most Dope95 June 23, 2011
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jack baba

A Indian tourist or a bunch of muppets
Omg dude why is there so many Jack Babas here
by Aquadaddy December 30, 2022
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Jack danda

Someone of no coordination, they are usually the victim of the friend group. He also is in love with the opposite gender. Or zebras....
how you drop that ruler? god dammit "Jack Danda".
by Dicktionary.. May 28, 2023
mugGet the Jack dandamug.

Jack

by anonymous April 2, 2024
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