Love

Love is a huge joke you love your partner and then you find them having sex with a hobo just cause they have a better car then you

love: a joke

by BillyBillyOhYeahYeah April 7, 2019

Love

STUPID! It will rip your heart in 2.

Jenna-I was in love once. It sucked
Jordan-I feel ya. Love is for saps.

by Heybitch52 June 24, 2019

love knot

Surgical operation to partially close the vagina in order to give the appearance of virginity.

We couldn't let her fiancee know she wasn't a virgin, so we went to the same doctor who'd given her an abortion to get her a love knot.

by owan January 23, 2008

Love

Not real anymore

Friend: I'm in love.

Me: you've known him for three days, no you aren't.

by gocrazygodumb November 2, 2019

Love

Fake...

Love is Fake.

by Realtreehunter71 March 25, 2019

I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.

Example (interchangeable):

Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.

by TEX37 October 11, 2009

Love

Love.... it’s fucked up and it makes you wanna live in a hole forever.

Example: Say you really love someone and then one day they just leave you.

by taken_6789 June 12, 2018