cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.

"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."

by Funcundo August 5, 2016

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

cum

semen

cum

by Diples September 1, 2021

cum boogy

When another cums and it inserts anothers nose when they go pick for it

Guy-“Oh baby I’m about to cum”
(Cums)
Girl-“You got it in my nose. I’m gonna have to pick it out “
Guy-“ lol you got a cum boogy “

by Nickfx127 October 15, 2017

Cum

What I’ll be doing inside your mother.

Stupid Man: Did you cum?
Woman: You were rubbing my thigh.

by Ily DemiDevil December 22, 2021

Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.

Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot

by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025

Cum

That white gooey shit that comes out yo wiener when u see tits

*Walks into a Starbucks and sees a girl with big tits*
Me: "Holy shit look at the rack on that chick!"
Also me: *Whips out cock on the spot and cums everywhere in the Starbucks*

by GayMidgetSex1 January 25, 2023