Doja Cat

A talented young woman who became famous from her songs "Say So" (A Viral TikTok) and "MOOO!" (A popular meme). She's an internet troll and funny af, she is a very talented performer. Sadly she annouced she'd be quitting soon due to an incident in Paraguay. (or is she gonna be taking a break because she's a star who will be undergo stress).

Boy 1: Who's that

Girl 1: IF YOU DON'T KNOW DOJA CAT WE'RE OVER!

by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja April 3, 2022

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

by cat(s) April 24, 2019

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

Cat

A feedable ball of hair

Me feed cat

by Adld,á,flekvldlflelgovms December 8, 2023